This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. It’s been a long while since I made an arrest. And the fellow that is peeping in our windows at breakfast? You Well Dressed Peeper? I’m getting right down to business because you’re in mine. You. Are. Arrested.
We thought that we had problems with the Scarlet Pimpernel red bird.
We had to move out of site 166, and now we are in 167. The Scarlet Pimpernel seems to like that we have given him some space. But that doesn’t stop him from his daily shenanigans. Apparently though, The Well Dressed Peeper lays claim to this site. And his Well Dressed, tufted attire gives him a professional way of being a peeping nuisance.
Not everyone would worry about a little bird peeking in your windows. But there he is. Every morning at breakfast. Every night at dinner.
He doesn’t have the skill of the Scarlet Pimpernel in attacking the mirror on the RV. But he instead, he chooses to flutter and flutter in front of our windows just staring at us in slow motion. Slow motion. That is how he chooses to do his dance. He figures that is most effective.
Seems as though the Scarlet Pimpernel and the Well Dressed Peeper have the same agenda…to make our days interesting. To make their presence known. But they choose to go about that in different ways. Truth be told, some of their methods are not appreciated. Well Dressed Peeper? If you attack my corn dog tail again when I am taking a nap outside in 167, I am going to have to contact management.
We all different ways of expressing ourselves.
The Scarlet Pimpernel and the Well Dressed Peeper may both be birds. But their styles could not be more different. Obviously, they will never look as good as me. But Well Dressed Peeper? You may want to work on your ambiguity.
As Deputy Digby Pancake would say, Well Dressed Peeper? There’s nothing to see here, move along.
I think you and the Scarlet Pimpernel should form a band. I suggest you go make beautiful music elsewhere. Because, You. Are. Arrested.
–Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle