This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. You know that we are still in Idaho. And after a week of being here, I have to tell you. Potatoes? Spuds? It’s on overload, this potato thing.
Then, on top of it all like sour cream on baked potato, I was informed of a dude named Spuds Mackenzie. No one will quit talking about him since we have been here in this Idaho place. Some guy who thinks that he is as cool as that sour cream. A dude that everyone has told us about like a million times plus five since we got to Idaho. Yes, I know I already said it, but it is on my nerves. This guy.
Apparently, he is supposed to be some party animal that likes beer. Ok, first of all. If you have a name like Spuds, uh, you are only cool in Idaho. Newsflash Spuds. There are new party animals in town. Can you say peanut butter? Can you say pancake? Probably not, as you have a mouthful of potatoes.
Now, I have done my research. No one knows where this Spuds Mackenzie came from. Even though I am a party animal, I am a Sheriff at the same time. And all I can figure out is that the world’s largest hop farm is right here in Idaho…coincidence? I think not.
Beer is made from hops. Hops are grown in Idaho. Spuds are grown in Idaho. But the world’s coolest party animal? Sorry, Spuds. Me and Deputy Digby weren’t grown in Idaho. Although Digby’s stomach has grown a bit this week and his butt as well.
Just so you know, Spuds. A party animal doesn’t necessarily have to go to a party. We have a pawty at home every night. And beer? Don’t make the persons laugh.
If there were ever real party animals in Idaho, it is me and the Deputy. We get the girls. We are the life of the pawty. No matter what state we are in, Spuds. But since we have landed here in Idaho till Friday, you are going to have to give up your title for a few days. I can’t help it. Corndog tails aren’t something that is seen every day. Deputy Digby’s howl is not something you hear every day. And when you put us together, we can’t be stopped. Unless there is a potato in the road. Then we will probably stop to eat it.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle
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