This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. Try to read my blog today and not focus on my eyes. I know it’s hard, but try.
This morning, as we were hiking, I was looking up at Girl Person a lot. Yes, it’s a lovely day and I love my Girl Person, but I usually don’t look up at her quite that much. She was super excited and kept saying “hi handsome”, “hi gorgeous”. I felt like I was one of the Kardashians or something. Except better looking.
So finally, after about a mile into the hike, I turned up the charm real high. I would completely stop and look up at her with my eyes, those eyes that you find so beautiful. Girl Person was enthralled, Digby was annoyed I kept stopping. Girl Person remarked that she must smell extra good today. NO, but something in your pocket does.
Yep, you guessed it. Girl Person had treats in her jacket pocket. And I was really trying to tell her to hand them over, but she had no earthly idea. What does a Sheriff have to do around here to get those old peanut butter cookies in your pocket? Old ones are better than no ones at all, and well, I was famished. But alas, Girl Person totally did not get the hint and I gave up.
When we got home, Girl Person told Boy Person that no other dog has ever looked at her that way. And asked him why HE didn’t look at her that way. Well, yeah, I guess so. Boy Person told her she was crazy. She went to take off her jacket and felt something in her pocket. I saw her look at me…and I didn’t give her away to Boy Person, but she did give me those treats.
Have a good day everyone and I hope you have someone to look at just as good as old peanut butter cookies. Don’t forget, our BIG ANNOUNCEMENT will be on tomorrow’s blog…don’t miss it.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle