Wake Me Up. Or Not.


This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle.  I am already tired typing my name.  Why is it so long? Could have just named me handsome. But alas, I am stuck with the most perfect but longest name ever.  It’s Thursday. I am done with this week.  And I am gonna complain about it.

I was up all night.  You know, I knew I would be. You see, I know when Girl Person is getting sick even before she does.  So it was about midnight and I got up. I went to the living room because I knew that pretty soon she would be in there…sick.  Wanna add Dr. to my name? Please don’t.  Anyway, yep, pretty soon, there she was.  Hacking and coughing and being sick and keeping me up.  She told me to go back to bed, that I needed my sleep.  Well, from the looks of you this morning, you sure did too.  And you are definitely arrested.

Needless to say, I love my Girl Person more than even peanut butter cookies on a bad day, but darlin? Yes, I use the word darlin.  Darlin?  Wake me up.  Or not.  I think Thursday is best going to be spent recouping.  After we hike that is and have a snack and nap, and well, then you can rest.

-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle

Smell It


This is Deputy Digby Pancake.  It’s Wednesday.  Do you smell it? Do you? I smell all kinds of pawsibilities for you today.  I really do.  I would like to smell pancakes as welut I will let it slide this time.  If you do make some pancakes, please don’t let them slide off of your plate. You may want to cut back on the butter.  Just sayin.

So now.  Back to my humpday pep talk. Wow, do I love humpday. I usually like to celebrate it at the dog park, but Girl Person says it is not acceptable behavior, so laaaaddddeeeeedah.  Yeah, I said it.  I said it like that too.

So anyway.  I keep getting distracted.  Happens a lot, happens a lot. When you are a Deputy, you have so much to think about, and you multi-task, and well, sometimes you forget what you started with.  Like maybe you started off by wanting blueberry pancakes, but then banana ones sounded better, and then you decided to make both.  And then  you decided, hey, peanut butter would be good.  But only if they were plain. And then so you changed it to that.  At least I think that is what you do, so maybe do that.

Anyway, again, what was I saying? Now I am so famished and hungry for pancakes, I have no earthly idea. Oh, yeah..ok. What I was saying is that it is Wednesday! Do you smell it? Besides the pancakes you are already cooking or dreaming of, I think that your day is gonna be really, really good.  You have the opportunity to make it that way. Pawsbilities are endless, just like pancake variations.  Now, get to cookin!

-Deputy Digby Pancake