Status Report #4…Narrowing and Rain


This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle and I am here to give you status report #4.  Sit down, relax and listen.  Or…you.  Are.  Arrested.  Sit it.

This week has been so busy for the persons and it’s messing up my schedule and my sunshiney time and they better hurry up and take care of a few things.  First thing.  The RV.  The RV.

So they went to a big place with a million RV’s and a million people trying to sell them and they had no peanut butter cookies in said RV’s and they got frustrated and left.  Well, that and too much money.  So they went and looked at a person’s RV far, far away.  It was nice, real nice.  Selling points from the person selling the RV? Let’s see..well.  They said it held lots of liquor, yes they said that.  He said that people threw up in the washing machine, yes, he said that.  He said that it was used to take persons drinking liquor and throwing up in washing machines to football games.  Yes, he said that.  Since it was so nice, Boy Person and Girl Person decided to keep looking, Boy Person climbed on the roof to check for leaks and a rainstorm came with lightening which in turn almost struck them and so that called an end to that.  But, beggers can’t be choosers, we are running out of time, and so this RV is on the list still. Yep, they cleaned it.  And they say dogs are dirty.

The second RV was also from a person it was far away to look at, about 3 hours.  Boy Person went and Girl Person stayed with us and well, he took the house key and locked us out till nighttime. Yep, he did that.  What about the RV?  Junk all inside, a shower that backed up and well, it is on our list of narrowing.  Yep, it’s a toss up. Throw up in the washing machine or a backed up shower?  We are out of time.  And we’ve gotta make a decision.

What about the rain I mentioned?  Well, we have tried to have a yard sale for two weeks in a row and first week it rained on all our stuff, second week, we couldn’t even put out our stuff.  So this week? OH, well, 90% chance of rain according to the weatherman.  I can’t make this stuff up.

Then. Girl Person decided she needed a change and got her hair chopped off and cried all night last night.  I can’t even explain this behavior and don’t want to arrest her, and I certainly can’t arrest her hair cause its gone.

You may think, wow Sheriff, what a status report.  Anything good happen this week?  Oh yeah, it did.  This.

After all the crazy days, after all the chaos, after all the mistakes, after everything, this is the view we had at night.  This planning thing is hard on the persons, but we have to remember our goal of the Adventure Of A Lifetime.  We need your support and encouragement to keep going.  Let’s see what happens in the next couple of days…think positive for us! WE can do this!

-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle

Packing Up


This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle.  I love packing.  Said no one ever.  I pretty much could end the blog there today.  That’s how exhausted I am watching my persons pack.  And yep, I have been through this before.

The persons will not tell me and Digby the exact date yet that we are leaving in May.  They keep telling us that it is a surprise and that moving this time is going to be really, really moving!  They tell us that we are going to be in a new state every week for a year and then we will get a house somewhere awesome. They say that this move is a fun one but I’m not sure that living in an RV for a year with the smell of Digby Pancake is going to be fun.  Not everyone can smell like peanut butter.  It would be good if they did. But I bet you would get licked a lot which is not necessarily a bad thing maybe.  But you would attract ants.  No ants please.

I don’t even remember what I was talking about anymore. Oh yeah, packing.  Girl Person says first things first. She says she has to make sure we have all of our food and snacks and vitamins and toys and beds for me and Digby. She says we are the bread winners so we have to be pampered.  I see no bread around here, how did I win that and maybe the person should eat more bread, they are looking sickly thin from all this packing.

Packing is definitely going to be light because we can’t fit much in an RV.  Not much at all.  So question of all questions, how is Digby’s butt fitting in there? You can’t even pack that.

Looks like packing will be going on for the next few weeks.  I am going to go now so I can suggest a bigger box for my peanut butter cookies.

Status update #4 is tomorrow! Don’t miss it!

-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle