I Don’t Cuss Or Vacuum, Hoover Dam.

This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Heat happened yesterday in Vegas. So we let it stay there. Las Vegas? You knew it was coming. You. Are. Arrested.  I’m sure it’s not the first time.

As we drove along what they call the Strip, we saw all kinds of buildings made to look like other places in the world.

Now, you may have fooled Deputy Digby into thinking that he was in New York. You may have fooled him into thinking he was in Paris. But for me, I knew that the only place we were in was in the middle of the desert with heat so hot that it would fry a whole plate of pancakes for everyone there. So, the persons decided that although we could have taken some great pictures, which actually, I always take a great picture, that we should drive to where it was cooler. And I hope you are ok with that. Because if not, well, you. Are. Arrested. Deputy Digby was disappointed that he couldn’t use his silver dollar pancakes in the slot machines, but he ate them beforehand anyway.

Another reason that we left the Las Vegas area? I know you will be shocked at this. But not everywhere allows dogs. And as we were getting ready to go to somewhere that they call the Hoover Dam, well, we found out that no dogs were allowed there. You heard me. I could have called it a darn dam, but that would be too close to cussing, and in actuality, I prefer not to go to somewhere that allows cussing. So it is fine with me that we couldn’t go there.

Seems as though the Hoover Dam has two things that I am not fond of. Curse words and vacuums. Although when the vacuum comes out, cursing does sometimes seem appropriate. I figured out that this was the reason why dogs are not allowed there. It is a known fact that dogs don’t like those machines you try to suck up dirt with, which in fact is a waste of time when we make things dirty five seconds afterwards. Then you cuss about that at your vacuum, and we don’t like it. So Hoover Dam? We will leave you to the persons. And Las Vegas? Although I am sure many people have a great time at your hot self, the only room for hotness is when I look at myself in the mirror.


Today, we are trying to figure out how to get away from the dust.  All the vacuums are at the Hoover Dam trying to suck up the curse words, so we aren’t making good headway.  It is not making my fur look its best, and for that Nevada? You are already arrested.  We have had to change campsites due to heat and dust for 3 days straight.  I hear a “straight flush” is a good thing in Vegas.  Well, Digby has the flush covered for sure.  He shouldn’t have ate all of his winnings though.

Oh, and fans? We are planning our Nevada rescue visit for next Monday, so stay tuned! But we won’t be playing poker or vacuuming for the rest of the week.  We are going to search for that desert oasis. Nevada? Don’t make me arrest you again. Guess we are back on the road again.  Stay tuned!

-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle

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One thought on “I Don’t Cuss Or Vacuum, Hoover Dam.

  1. Melissa David

    Aww! I’m so bummed I missed your Vegas escapades. Would’ve loved to help y’all find some cool places to hang out at. Hope y’all come back when it’s cooler!

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