This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. Question. Can someone please turn down the heat? Like, you know. It is my orders. And if you do not, well, You. Are. Arrested. In fact, I am in a mood today. Everyone. Is. Arrested.
I cannot control my handsome and hotness, and it seems like this weather has a mind of its own too.
We haven’t been in that Florida place for awhile, so maybe we forgot how hot it can really get. But I have to tell you. The way that the sun hits my brindle fur here is enough to start another solar eclipse.
And I don’t think that anyone can handle that. Especially not Girl Person. Have I ever mentioned how irritable she can get in the heat? If I do mention it, it may make her madder. And no one wants that either, especially not Boy Person. Please. Someone. Turn. Down. The. Heat. And please. Can people have some common sense around here? I am exhausted from all of the arrests this weekend. What is wrong with everyone?!
Who deserves arresting? Let me begin. Let’s start with the people walking on hot pavement with their dogs in 100 plus degree heat in the middle of the day. Let’s continue with the people who think that the heat doesn’t affect them and then they pass out and get the fire trucks called, backing up traffic for miles and hours. Let’s keep going with us. Yeah, even Girl Person who thought we went hiking early enough, but then it got too hot too quick and we had to go right back home to the air conditioning. Yeah. So. Everyone. Is. Arrested.
I feel like everyone loses their mind on a long weekend. So the arrests continued at camp. First of all, we had to move spaces every few days for some reason. We got stuck next to bad neighbors who constantly walked thru our campsite, yelled language a dog should not hear and it continued day and night. Finally, Boy Person told them that I did not like people in my space and they needed to be careful, and that is when they started yelling to everyone that a dog in heat was in our campsite and I gotta tell ya folks. All while we were parked next to the bathrooms and had people thru our campsite all night long, then, the raccoons came out and yeah. Deputy Digby started sounding his alarms. And that was it. I about have had enough of this crazy weekend. I have had about enough of these crazy people and crazy heat. And my sentence stands. And will all day. Everyone. Is. Arrested.
It is no secret that about this time, camping is getting a bit old. So the persons drove around all weekend looking at old barns, looking at houses falling down, or ones that did fall down. And everything was too expensive. They drove around in the heat in a car with no air conditioning or radio and yet, they were happy to do it. Why? Because it is time. It is time we found a place to call home, to get our new lives started. So they took breaks and went to produce stands and vineyards and mixed in some fun. By the way, if you like these types of videos below…please let me know. I need your input as Sheriff.
We have a positive attitude that we know we are going to find something. Somewhere. We hope. Soon. If not, you guessed it. Everyone. Is. Arrested.
I need a yard to lay in without crazy campers. Deputy Digby needs a convenient pancake house. And the persons need some stability. We all do. So on we keep looking! And after today, guess what? Our rescue promise will be completed. We are going to be visiting Soft Paws Animal Rescue in Santa Rosa, California today. 48 states, 48 rescues. We did it.
We will be talking to them to see all that they do for the animals and people here in Sonoma County. Then, stay tuned for a video and article coming out at the end of the month. So. big things are on the way! Big changes are coming! And we are so excited! Are you? If not…you guessed it. You. Are. Arrested.
P.S. By the way, we know so many are concerned about Deputy Digby Pancake. We will be making a vet appointment this week. And we will let you know!! Thank you for all of your love and concern.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle