This is Fruitycake. I’m not saying I know how to bark Italian. But I do know how to be a dog. A very naughty one.
I had a couple weeks of recovery from the encounter with the wild boar.
It was a very boring time. Because I couldn’t do much. So I saved up all my energy to be extra Fruity. It all came out this morning on an unsuspecting friend.
Around this Italy place, before persons allow you to play with other dogs, they ask if you add male or female. And you can only play with the opposite.
So I got to play with a friend I see every morning.
I really don’t know her name. But she’s very nice and demure.
I wasn’t feeling demure. So I decided to water her like I water all the sticks on stick island. It was quite a spectacle to add all of his Italian words being thrown in the air with hands shaking this way and that. So I decided to do it again. After all, they must have liked it, I thought.
Girl Person said a few words too. But not before I did it a third time. On an Italian purse. I guess all purses in Italy are Italian.
As you can imagine, my demure friend took to the sea.
Where she knew I didn’t want to get my paws wet. So I kicked up sand over all the Italian words still being thrown in the air.
Language barrier? Not this day. Some words ring true in every language. It’s universal. And being taken serious is overrated. Girl Person laughed and said it’s another story for the town to add to their book about the girl and the black and white dog that live here now.
Who is not demure.
–Fruitycake
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Fruity what a naughty boy! You peed on that beautiful girl?? What were you thinking? She looks like a Borzoi one of my favorite breeds. I hope her person will still let you play were her in the future. It is good for you to have a canine friend. Love you sweet boy no matter what! Have a good day and stay away from the wild boars ❤️🐾🥰🙏
OK, Fruity, what we’re thinking? You went and peed on that girl dog? Really? No wonder she went running into the water! My goodness, with mom laughing, too! I am laughing just reading about it! And I think it’s a good thing that you and mom can’t understand what the other people were saying. My grandparents were Italian, too and when my grandmother got mad at my grandpa, she would swear in Italian. When we asked our father what she had said, all he did was laugh. He never did translate the swearing, but he always got a good laugh out of it. You guys have a great day and thanks for the laugh!