This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. Being at the water for the past few days has given me a bit of time to think. Well, I am always thinking and always arresting. But it occurred to me that if we turned this Big Blue Treat Wagon RV into a boat perhaps, that maybe we could get back to that Florida place faster. Call me a genius if you will. And you can.
We are here in that Texas place and the persons said that if we went straight on across, that we would save some time. You know. If we had a boat.
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
It seems to me that as long as everything and everyone is breaking down and slowing down, that this may be a good idea. And maybe it was not just a coincidence that Boy Person lost his keys this past weekend. Maybe we need to take the wheels off this RV, push in the slide outs and push this breaking down house on wheels into the water and set sail, baby. Do you love it?
I think this is a good idea too because the Jeep is telling us that it is about done too. If we just go on across, we can get there quicker and have a pawty cruise of sorts.
You see, sometimes we have to figure out a plan b or a plan c or a plan at all. I am not sure we have a plan once we even get to that Florida place. But for now, let’s just get there, right? And if we gotta get there, let’s get there the best way. On my Love Boat. I can’t help it that I am all about the love. Of myself. How could I not love myself? Have you seen me? As Captain of my Love Boat, I have a few rules to go over before we set sail.
Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s
It’s the Love Boat-ah! It’s the Love Boat-ah!
My first rule is that you don’t worry about a RV sailing in the water. I have this covered. Deputy Digby packed all of the life vests made out of old pancakes which aren’t really that old, because how old do you think that they would really be when left around Digby? My second rule is that you pay for your fare in peanut butter cookies and also pack extra peanut butter cookies to periodically tell me how great of a job I am doing sailing this Big Blue Treat Wagon RV from Galveston, Texas to Fernandina Beach, Florida. My third rule is that you bring some wine for the persons. Some good, California wine because they are missing that California place, although I haven’t mentioned it lately. Some things are better left unsaid until you say it. And I said it.
Last few items of housekeeping that you should be aware of. I expect you to wear pants to dinner unless you are a dog, and in that case, collars are required. I don’t need to see what you have for me to see. These eyes need to be protected to navigate. And last but not least, Deputy Digby will be making a pancake buffet breakfast each morning, but I can’t guarantee the availability of supplies in his presence. So you might want to pack some extra food with your pants.
That’s it. Today is the day we leave Galveston, Texas. Watch our Facebook page to see if we can get the wheels off this Big Blue Treat Wagon RV.
Life is like setting sail, Girl Person said. Oftentimes, you don’t know where you are going, but you just have to keep moving. Sometimes, your course will be decided for you, full of storms and bad weather. Sometimes, the sailing is easy going with currents that guide you directly where you need to be. But if you just go and put good energy into the journey, your reward will flow right back to you.
Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We’re expecting you.
Love, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle
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