This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle and…here we go!! This is it! The official day that we travel to our #35 state on the Adventure Of A Lifetime. But easier said than done. Kind of like when you don’t want to admit that I am the most handsome dog in the world, and you deny it and it is hard to do. Very hard. We have about 7 hours of driving today. And it is going to be a ruff one.
Now, here is the deal about Mississippi. I know almost nothing about it. I have never saw the need to spell it either. Girl Person says that when she was a kid, she practiced spelling Mississippi over and over again to win the spelling bee at school. I don’t know what a spelling bee is, but I know that she won’t let it go that she was the sixth grade spelling champion. Guess I have Mississippi to thank for hearing that story about a million times.
Girl Person also says that when she was a kid, her family used to play some funny song about Mississippi and laugh about it. This is pretty much torture to me, and I am glad the squirrel got away, but here it is anyway. Don’t blame me for this one. It is supposed to get you excited to go to Mississippi. I swear if I have to spell that one more time.
Now Mississippi place? We are on the way, but without squirrel in our pants, because we don’t wear pants. If that is a law there, I was not informed of it as a law enforcement officer. Probably because you are too busy trying to teach people how to spell your name. Can we just shorten it this week about as long as my corn dog tail?
Girl Person says we have a lot to do this week. We will be visiting a rescue called Tired Dog Rescue. They are probably tired from spelling Mississippi. There, I have solved that problem. But seriously, they are doing some great things in their state and we aim to show you their awesome animals up for adoption like Keller here!
So are you ready to join us? If you have a squirrel in your pants, or squirrels for that matter, please don’t come to Mississippi as that is apparently a problem here. But if not, let’s see what this Mississippi place is all about this week. Mississippi. Our first state after our break. We are ready to get back in the groove. Let’s do this!
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle
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