This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. Illinois looks good on me, doesn’t it? But listen. I have been here for five days now. And I have waited long enough. All of my seven years of life I have heard about your pizza. And I have never had it. Deep dish, Chicago pizza. And I think that you need to bring me one. I am in Illinois and there is no excuse. None whatsoever. Girl Person should be reading this because she is typing this, but listen up Girl Person. I. Need. Pizza. Or. You. Are. Arrested.
Yes, I have had New York pizza. I am a traveled dog. But somehow, I think that Chicago deep dish pizza may suit me better. For my personality. I am deep. Very deep. So deep that you cannot estimate how deep I am, which in itself is a deep statement. It is never-ending my deepness. And if you can take a pizza that is deep and feed it (by hand of course) to a deep dog, you have pure delight. Like the deep thoughts of my soul that is powered by my corn dog tail. You know, when you see a word over and over like deep, doesn’t it start to look strange? That’s deep.
Deputy Digby gets excited over any food of course. He prefers a pancake to just about anything, but even I have a suggestion for him on this. What if you took a pancake and used it as as the crust for a deep dish pizza? Mind. Blown. Maybe that should be a new thing in Illinois. We could make the 2 Traveling Dogs Pancake Pizza famous I tell you! Seriously. You need to bring me a pizza.
I really work up an appetite being me. It is exhausting all of the new people and things I can arrest every week being in a new state. Plus, no one knows right away I am Sheriff, only good looking, and it is hard to look past my good looks. Almost near impossible. Every state I think that I can’t get better looking, and then I do. It’s just deep how handsome and wonderful I am.
So Girl Person tells me that on Sunday night, she is going to make me and Deputy Digby our own pizza and she is going to show everyone on that Facebook page thing how to do it. To thank Illinois for a great week. So, I have been instructed to tell you to tune in to our page on Sunday at 4:30 CST. And maybe, just maybe, you can make your dog a Chicago deep dish pizza too. I sure have loved this Illinois place this week, and we can’t wait to see more of it this weekend! Seriously though. You need to bring me a pizza. I don’t know if I can wait till Sunday.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle