No You Won’t


This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle.  What a busy, busy weekend.  I never knew how hard we could work.  Planning for this Adventure Of A Lifetime is maybe the hardest thing we have ever done for many, many reasons.  And the yard sale this weekend pushed me over the edge.

I’ve seen it all before.  Moving. Boxes.  Persons packing boxes.  Stuff going in boxes.  Then some stuff they stick out by the road on tables with stickers and random persons come up and offer them a penny or something when its a quarter and walk away.  Seems like persons love yard sales.  Me, not so much.  Digby, not so much. And we let it be known.

Every time someone pulled up in the driveway to buy OUR stuff, we barked.  And howled.  The persons tried to act like it was funny but it did the trick and scared them all away.  Then we pretended we had to go outside, Digby found his favorite chair by the road, got mad and peed on it.  So no one bought that chair.  Bahaha! Mission accomplished.  Not gonna happen. You aren’t going to buy our stuff.  No you won’t!

Girl Person says that our butts can’t fit in this RV much less all our stuff, so we have to get rid of some stuff to make room for the important stuff.  Like experiences.  I agree, but if you sell that cookie jar, where are my peanut butter cookies going?  I also need that mirror you are selling, you can never have too many when you are as handsome as me.  And by the way.  If you come to our yard sale and offer me a penny for my quarter item, I have to tell you.  You.  Are.  Arrested.

-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle

We have a cool, new shirt only available for ONE week! 20% of proceeds raised benefit Animal Luvrs Dream Rescue and help with our upcoming trip!






2 thoughts on “No You Won’t

  1. Diane Karan

    You are the sweetest and a very handsome doggie Sheriff. Even after a long,hard day you always bring a smile to my face…along with my doggie Bandit. He’s no trouble though Sheriff.

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