This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. Welcome to Indiana! Wow, what a drive yesterday from that Missouri place. Sometimes, the drives get long. The drives get boring, and Girl Person gets annoying. She tries to entertain us by playing games, rhyming names like Indiana Schmdiana, singing and trying to make us entertain her. Boy Person is busy driving, so he can’t do anything about it. Oh, and Indiana’s motto is the “Cross Roads Of America” because it has more miles of Interstate Highway per square mile than any other state. Just. Fabulous. More singing. More of these annoying antics.
But we finally made it here to this Indiana Schmdiana place. Truth be told, I know nothing about it so far other than it already looks better with me in it! I also know a song about it. Why? Girl Person has sang it about 20 billion million times and is already on my nerves. Is this going to go on all week long?!
So Indiana? Indiana Schmdiana? We are here. We are ready to see what makes you special, and we are ready to visit our Indiana picked rescue called Another Chance For Animals who is a group of volunteers and fosters trying to save animals from the local animal control here in Evansville, Indiana. It’s going to be a fun week! If Girl Person can stop singing.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle!