This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. Massachusetts? You knew this was coming. Especially after yesterday. You. Are. Arrested.
Our day started off very well. We had a day of rest the day before to get settled. And we thought that we would just head to our shelter visit and then do some sightseeing. But Massachusetts? You had other ideas.
Now, we have been places with a lot of traffic. We lived in Florida don’t forget. Plus, on this Adventure Of A Lifetime, we even ran out of gas in New York City. But Cape Cod, Massachusetts? Your traffic out does them all. Again. You. Are. Arrested. To add to your arrest? You know what you did.
You tried to make us remember how hot that Florida place was. We had kinda forgot. Oh, but now we remember. You were so hot that you broke our air conditioner in our car. In the traffic. And we got stuck for hours. Hours. Girl Person had what Boy Person called a meltdown. A Massachusetts meltdown of all meltdowns. I guess her crying and throwing water on us all was a meltdown. Sorry to the cars next to us, by the way. No one probably knew who we were anyway, especially with a big sign with our faces on the side of the car…
You also made the nice people at the shelter place wait and that was not very nice. But they were nice and guess what? They even got us presents, and they had air conditioning. Yep. You aren’t gonna get us down! Not after seeing a great place like that. Did I mention that they gave me peanut butter cookies? Yes, but still. You. Are. Arrested.
Now, I am willing as Sheriff to lighten your sentence. If you have people in your corner, like some of our fans that live here that will speak up for you, I may hold off on full arrest for a few days. If they can write a letter of recommendation and let us know what we should see here in this Massachusetts place the next few days, I will reconsider. I still am arresting you for yesterday. But the penalty will be lighter. I am a fair Sheriff, and a handsome one. It will be up to the fans, Massachusetts.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle