This is Deputy Digby Pancake. It’s Wednesday. Do you smell it? Do you? I smell all kinds of pawsibilities for you today. I really do. I would like to smell pancakes as welut I will let it slide this time. If you do make some pancakes, please don’t let them slide off of your plate. You may want to cut back on the butter. Just sayin.
So now. Back to my humpday pep talk. Wow, do I love humpday. I usually like to celebrate it at the dog park, but Girl Person says it is not acceptable behavior, so laaaaddddeeeeedah. Yeah, I said it. I said it like that too.
So anyway. I keep getting distracted. Happens a lot, happens a lot. When you are a Deputy, you have so much to think about, and you multi-task, and well, sometimes you forget what you started with. Like maybe you started off by wanting blueberry pancakes, but then banana ones sounded better, and then you decided to make both. And then you decided, hey, peanut butter would be good. But only if they were plain. And then so you changed it to that. At least I think that is what you do, so maybe do that.
Anyway, again, what was I saying? Now I am so famished and hungry for pancakes, I have no earthly idea. Oh, yeah..ok. What I was saying is that it is Wednesday! Do you smell it? Besides the pancakes you are already cooking or dreaming of, I think that your day is gonna be really, really good. You have the opportunity to make it that way. Pawsbilities are endless, just like pancake variations. Now, get to cookin!
-Deputy Digby Pancake