This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. I am already tired typing my name. Why is it so long? Could have just named me handsome. But alas, I am stuck with the most perfect but longest name ever. It’s Thursday. I am done with this week. And I am gonna complain about it.
I was up all night. You know, I knew I would be. You see, I know when Girl Person is getting sick even before she does. So it was about midnight and I got up. I went to the living room because I knew that pretty soon she would be in there…sick. Wanna add Dr. to my name? Please don’t. Anyway, yep, pretty soon, there she was. Hacking and coughing and being sick and keeping me up. She told me to go back to bed, that I needed my sleep. Well, from the looks of you this morning, you sure did too. And you are definitely arrested.
Needless to say, I love my Girl Person more than even peanut butter cookies on a bad day, but darlin? Yes, I use the word darlin. Darlin? Wake me up. Or not. I think Thursday is best going to be spent recouping. After we hike that is and have a snack and nap, and well, then you can rest.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle