This is Deputy Digby Pancake. And today is not a holiday. Unless it’s pancake day or something. So why is Girl Person wanting to go back to bed? She says she’s done with today.
It’s not often that Girl Person has what she calls a meltdown. I would think that I would love anything melted, you know, like grilled cheese sandwiches. That sounds so good right now. Can you imagine if you used pancakes instead of bread? Oh my…anyway.
So why did Girl Person have her meltdown? Let me recap as only a Deputy can. There we were, driving to our hiking place. Seems as though some persons thought it would be a good idea to knock down a bunch of trees and woods and clear out all the land for more shopping centers or houses or buildings. This Florida place seems to do it a lot. Does it happen where you live? So we were at a stoplight and out came so many deer and their babies and that’s when it happened. The meltdown. Girl Person looked at Boy Person and out it all poured. Not melted cheese like I wanted but the meltdown of meltdowns. Girl Person crying about the deer, about the animals she saw on the computer thing in the morning, about so many things and Boy Person just didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know what to do, I only thought of making her some pancakes. And Sheriff Brickle decided to step up and lick her face and the tears. That Sheriff is good law enforcement sometimes for sure. He arrested the meltdown and Girl Person started to feel better.
After she calmed down, she told Boy Person that it was so frustrating, all the animals in our world that need help. She said that it was overwhelming and maddening and that all she wanted to do was get home after hiking and write this blog to get out all the bad feelings. She said she wanted to tell our fans that although our site is fun and happy, if you are reading this, we implore you to think too. You can’t do everything as one person to save and help animals, but all we have ever told our fans is that you should do SOMETHING. This site is our something. What is yours? While you are thinking about that, don’t have a meltdown unless you wanna make me a grilled cheese. I could definitely use one.
-Deputy Digby Pancake