This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. And you know…I have been called a lot of things in my life. Handsome. Handsomer. Handsomest. Perfect. I could go on and on. NO need to, I am sure you have your own name for me. But Coconut Butt? Girl Person? You. Are. Arrested.
If you call me Coconut Butt again in public, you are going to get a lengthier sentence. I am letting you off on good behavior, but wow. You really did it this time. Yes, I know you wash us with coconut soap and put coconut oil on our hair and you feed us coconut. So what else would I smell like? Unless you are Digby of course and then you still smell like…well…Digby. You can’t solve that one.
When we were at the dog park and another person remarked how good I smelled, well, you didn’t have to give away my secret. You know how when persons ask what breed I am and you let it be a mystery? Well, let’s try that with this too and no more Coconut Butt. I have never been so embarrassed in my life.
You said that being called Coconut Butt was a good thing and that if your butt smells like coconut that you should be appreciative of that. Have you lost your mind? What a question. Of course you have. You have been sniffing too much coconut and if you keep on, I suggest you go to the kitchen and cook up some macaroons you loon.
Have a great weekend everyone!
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle (do not say Coconut Butt)
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