This is Deputy Digby Pancake. Happy Monday y’all! How is it going? By now, you should be fabulous because you saw my picture! I am acting like Sheriff Brickle today, aren’t I? Well, it’s kinda fun to love yourself, so that’s how it’s gonna be today! I’m here! I’m here to make your Monday rock!
You may think to yourself..self? How is Digby going to make me feel better? Because duh! It’s Monday and Monday’s are for pancakes! So are Tuesdays and Wednesdays and Thursdays and Fridays and Saturdays and certainly Sundays. I guess I just should have said everyday is for pancakes and left it at that. Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes.
So I need you to do this. If you are at work, say pancakes. Say I love pancakes. Say it out loud and then…go find some pancakes. They may be under your chair or perhaps in your computer keyboard, your supervisor’s jacket or maybe even in your work refrigerator. If someone else has left pancakes in there, say to yourself..self? Those are my pancakes. I claim the pancakes. Uh oh…Sheriff Brickle is saying that I am arrested because I am telling people to steal pancakes. Well, anyway, it may be worth it if I end up with mounds of pancakes from work refrigerators.
So….Mondays are for pancakes. Make it a good Monday. If you can’t find the pancakes, make the pancakes, be the pancakes. And I will just go ahead and go to jail now. After I eat some pancakes.
-Deputy Digby Pancake