This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. You know, it’s been about an hour since I arrested someone and I am getting antsy. So if you need arresting, now is the time to speak up. I do need however to take care of a situation right now before that. I can’t wait on you. My Gandma needs arresting. Stat.
Girl Person says that sometimes on your phone thing, you type messages back and forth to each other instead of picking up the phone and actually speaking. Seriously? What is wrong with persons sometimes? They take one thing and make it into something it isn’t…kinda like when you try to sneak pills in my peanut butter. Not a bright idea. So anyway! Girl Person says that her and Gandma type messages back and forth. Girl Person says that for the last few months, every text Gandma types, she ends it with LOL. What in world? ” I am sick, LOL.” “I hope you have a good day LOL.” “I love Peanut Butter Brickle LOL.” Girl Person has been utterly confused but figured that Gandma was just trying to be cool or something and LOL (laugh out loud) at everything. But the last straw was when the dog trainer texted Gandma about Leroy (not Brown) and said that he was being bad. Gandma told the trainer she was sorry LOL. So Girl Person read the text and asked her why she was laughing out loud at Leroy being bad and trying to take a chunk out of the dog trainer’s arm. Gandma said she wasn’t laughing out loud, what was Girl Person talking about?!
Girl Person looked at Gandma and asked her what she thought LOL meant. Gandma said of course it meant lots of love. Lots of love, LOL. LOL. LOL. Girl Person started to REALLY LOL and told her it meant “laugh out loud”, not “lots of love”. HAHA! Even I as a Sheriff have to chuckle to myself at this one. I would never LOL.
Gandmas are funny. They are definitely good at giving lots of love. But LOL, I have to arrest Gandma for this one. Gandma is refusing to be arrested because she is standing by her text lingo and says that the younget generation doesn’t know everything. Gandma? You are correct. But the Sheriff does know everything. You. Are. Arrested. LOL, and lots of love.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle
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