This is Deputy Digby Pancake. And first of all, I took the day off today. Also yesterday. And most likely tomorrow.
How can I take the day off? Well, Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle doesn’t listen to anyone anyway! He doesn’t let me write anything down unless I use peanut butter, he doesn’t pay attention to my pontoon boat warnings and he is simply a micro-manager. I said it.
So I thought to myself…self? You need a day off. You need to just lay by the beach, eat some pancakes, watch the birds, and so on and so forth. You need to go hiking and have snacks and take naps. Wait a minute. I do that everyday you say? Huh. I guess I am on a forever, paid vacation.
I suppose I have a pretty good gig goin on. But nevertheless, today I am taking a day off from my vacation. So do not disturb.
-Deputy Digby Pancake