This is Deputy Digby Pancake, and sometimes, you need to take a day off from the grind. I don’t know what the grind is, but we must be on it or something. Most people think we are on some sort of vacation, but I don’t think we have ever worked this hard in our lives. It’s fun, don’t get me wrong, or call Sheriff Brickle wrong, or you are arrested.
So yesterday, we stayed around camp and decided to do some mining. Now, the sign said that persons mine for gold, but we are not persons, and I have no use for gold or gold teeth, or a gold medallion or even a gold toe ring, or anything like that. So I decided that instead, we should mine for pancakes and peanut butter cookies and such. And we hit the jackpot or the minepot or something!
Girl Person showed us how to do it, and we dug around, and out came the pancakes and the cookies. Now, don’t think I am easily fooled. My name may be Digby Pancake, so I know where pancakes come from. I saw Girl Person throw the pancakes and cookies in our bins, but needless to say, no matter how we got them, we got them. Are we expert miners? You bet we are. Did we need hard hats? Sheriff Brickle’s head is hard enough. And his corn dog tail could protect the masses.
The point of my story? How could there be a point to this? I say if you are gonna mine, forget about the gold, and head straight for the pancakes and cookies. They taste better, look better I must say…I mean, can you imagine a pancake ring? How many carats you ask? Don’t be ridiculous.
Have a great weekend everyone! We are going to enjoy New Hampshire!
-Deputy Digby Pancake
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