This is Deputy Digby Pancake. So you already know that we picked up our new house yesterday. I am not understanding that this is a house. It has wheels. It moves like a car. We drive it around and well, that all sounds cool. But what am I not understanding? How we are going to fit all my pancakes in here. Its quite crowded already with the person butts and our dog butts. So I have a genius idea. I came up with it myself and I am pretty proud of it.
Since all of my pancakes aren’t going to fit in here I propose that we permanently park this thing at IHop. Yes, I realize that we are supposed to be going on an Adventure of a Lifetime or something to visit rescues and stuff. So I have an alternate plan. Instead of staying at RV parks or campgrounds or state parks, what about we simply park at the IHop parking lots? That way I don’t have to worry about fitting all my pancakes in here. I can go into the restaurant and order some and eat them there and then come back and take a nap and go back in and order again. Sometimes I can even add bacon to it or a fruit if I am feeling healthy.
So whatcha think of this plan? Girl Person says this trip is going to be full of compromises. I am flexible. Totally. I’ll go to Waffle House too. I like hashbrowns as a change.
By the way, we are still deciding on a name for our ride…will be back in touch about that. Syrup please…
-Deputy Digby Pancake