This is Deputy Digby Pancake and it’s Friday! Friday! Friday! And it’s going to be a great day. Even for Girl Person, because her day can only get better.
You see, Girl Person is a stalker. She takes our pictures all day long. She’s always there, and well, sometimes she is on my nerves. Can’t a celebrity get some peace and quiet around here?
So this morning, we were hiking, it was hot in this Florida place, and we decided to hike a little into the woods and sit down for a spell. I don’t know why I talk like that, sometimes the southern boy comes out of me. So Girl Person gave us a drink and she had a drink, and she did it again. Picture, picture, picture. Does it ever stop? She sat down to rest a bit, but little did she know, I had already peed a bit. Right in that spot.
She kept sitting there. I thought I needed to keep her there a little longer, so I sat in front of her to scratch my back too. She kept taking my picture, as you can see above. She was pretty proud of all her thousands of pictures until she stood up and you guessed it. She had a wet butt. She looked at me, I looked at her and I had to laugh a little. I need a camera. I think I know where I can get one stalker Girl Person!
Have a great weekend everyone!
-Deputy Digby Pancake