This is Deputy Digby Pancake. How are you today? Seriously, I want to know. And it’s rare that I am ever serious. But I felt like you needed to be asked. You doing ok?
I have a feeling that you have had a hard week so far. Tell me all about it. I’m here for you. And so is my smelly belly. Rub it. Smell it. That’s what it is there for.
Us dogs have many jobs, and especially me and Brickle. But what is one of our most important jobs? Making our fans, you, feel better.
Sometimes you have to work long hours. I can’t give you an excuse note. Sheriff Brickle can, but he charges in peanut butter cookies and I highly doubt you have enough. Sometimes, you don’t have enough money. Newsflash. No one does. I can’t help you with that either because we don’t have any haha! Sheriff Brickle says he has a secret bank account overseas, but I only know where overpees is. So I can’t help you.
But what I can do is let you smell my smelly belly. If you can’t smell it through this computer thing, I bet your own dog has a smelly belly too. And if you don’t have a dog, smell your own smelly belly. That works. I thought you needed a reminder of the better things in life. Sometimes they are right under your nose.
Have a great Wednesday and cheer up everyone! You are half way through the week! Tomorrow is Thursday which means it’s our trip status update #2! Don’t miss it.
-Deputy Digby Pancake
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