Whatever Digby.


This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle.  And I’m not even gonna mince words today, whatever that means. Digby. Is. Arrested. Whatever Digby!

Yesterday, I heard the word pancake so many times that I got a headache.  Pancake, pancake, pancake. Blah, blah, blah. National Pancake Day. Some place called IHop.  More pancakes, blueberries, blah, blah.  It’s enough to make even the highest trained of law enforcement like me go literally insane.  I am throwing the book at him! And it’s not a pancake cookbook either!

I get it.  He loves pancakes.  His middle name is Pancake.  But did anyone think about ME? The Sheriff? Peanut Butter Brickle? No.  You did not.  So in fact, you are arrested for yesterday too!  I wouldn’t eat the pancakes to make a point and also, my waist line is something I worry about, unlike Digby PANCAKE.  I am sick of typing that!

I looked up something.  National Peanut Butter Cookie Day is coming, oh yes it is. And it’s in June, and I bet you didn’t even know about it, and that adds to your arrest report.  I highly doubt that a pancake day can be better than a peanut butter cookie day and watch out! I am gonna show you up Deputy.  I hope you enjoyed your day yesterday, because today you are arrested.

-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle


One thought on “Whatever Digby.

  1. Kriss

    Love you guys! And I have everything together to make pancakes (Sorry Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle-give me a recipe) tomorrow. Do you think they will work as waffles as well? My girls love waffles.

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