This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. And Pennsylvania? You are about to get arrested. Warning.
I am not sure what you are trying to do. Are you trying to make us remember how hot that Florida place was? Or how humid? Are you trying to bring back our memory with the rain? Well, you are doing a wonderful job of it. And I am not liking being hot. Or having my hair messed up with the humidity, although it can never really look messed up. I also do not like rain in the least bit, it has kept me up for two nights now panting and kept the persons up too. So again, warning PennsylRAINia! You are about to be arrested. One more chance, one more chance.
Yesterday, we got to meet with some nice people at Strayhaven Animal Shelter here in Pennsylvania. They braved the heat and it was a good visit. Because we went back inside the air conditioning of the Big Blue Treat Wagon. I can only sign pawtographs for so long you know. Look for our video and story coming soon on these really good people and what they do.
If the rain cooperates today, we are going to go sightseeing in this Pennsylvania place. It sure is a beauty, shame it is about to get arrested. Good looks won’t bail it out. If so, can you imagine the power I would have? I am only here for a short while, so I do not think about arresting, I just do it. I also need to find a Philly Cheesesteak to have peanut butter cookies after I eat it. Priorities.
So enough of that, I need to save my energy for my arrest report which I feel is coming. I also need to go look at my hair.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle