This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. This afternoon, we plan to leave to North Carolina! Why do I say PLAN? Well, the RV has to start. The RV has to not overheat. We have to get the jacks up on the RV before we can move, and they want to do what they want to. And if I arrest it, it ain’t going nowhere. But I do want to go to North Carolina, so I will wait till we get there and then arrest it.
We are going to somewhere called Cedar Point, North Carolina for the beginning of the week. And then the Outer Banks at the end of the week. I am looking forward to North Carolina.
South Carolina was beautiful. We worked hard all week long and the persons are so overwhelmed and tired. Girl Person says this is harder than she ever would have imagined. We are having fun too, I don’t want you to think that. But we feel a little guilty that we can’t meet with fans in more places. We are trying our hardest to get this schedule down pat, so please bear with us for another week. We promise to get it together. If the persons don’t, well, they are arrested too.
Girl Person says that poison ivy got her. Ticks got in her pants. The shower still doesn’t work. And she has to drive the car for one more leg of the journey. I didn’t really want to tell you all that. But she wants a pity party. Give her some more wine, will ya?
Boy Person says that we will get everything fixed and in order. Until then, thanks South Carolina for the memories! Thanks to our fans who met us in Charleston, South Carolina. And thank you to YOU for bearing with us! North Carolina, here we come! Hopefully!
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle