This is Deputy Digby Pancake and Sheriff Brickle isn’t the only one who wants to make arrests around here. Someone needs to send Boy Person to driving school or make him hand over the keys, either one.
Have you ever been driving with someone, and they are just, well, a bad driver? They brake too early or too late (Boy Person). They forget to turn on the radio and talk to themselves or maybe they turn up the radio too loud (Boy Person). When they do turn on the radio, it’s totally bad music and not the oldies which I prefer (Boy Person). And then worse infraction ever? They don’t stop at IHop when you ask them too or when you bark loudly at it (Boy Person).
So for all of the above reasons, I really want to arrest Boy Person today. Problem is, if I tell the Sheriff to arrest him, we may not have a ride to the hiking place and I don’t know how long he will be in jail because Brickle is in a bad mood today. I’m not sure what to do. So maybe, maybe, I will sit back, relax and use my paw brake when necessary today. Problem is, I won’t be able to see when the light is yellow or red or green so perhaps maybe that is not a great idea.
But I can tell you one thing. Although I won’t be recommending his arrest, I will still be barking at IHop.
Have a great day everyone and drive safe! Don’t make your dog use the paw brake!
-Deputy Digby Pancake