I Don’t Need A Garage


This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle.  And it’s the weekend!  You made it, you made it! Wish I had a weekend off here and there, but when you are law enforcement, you are never really off duty.  Good thing I like arresting.

So this weekend, there are signs up that there is going to be a garage sale in our neighborhood.  I guess the whole place is taking part and well, I don’t understand it.  Why do so many people want to buy a garage?  Girl Person just corrected me as I am typing this that they aren’t buying a garage, but buying things in people’s garages that have price tags on them and are cheap.  So are they selling peanut butter cookies?

Girl Person says no, no cookies, but that they may have cookie jars or something like that at the garage sale.  I don’t need one of those because I don’t store cookies, I eat em.

Why would so many people be selling so much stuff? How much stuff do you need?  Girl Person says we need to sell some of the stuff we have before we take off on our trip in May, but I tell you what, if they even think about selling my cookies, or Digby’s pancakes, there are going to be big, big problems around here and you know what.  If I arrest them now, they may get off in time for the garage sale.  To not buy a garage and or peanut butter cookies.  How much do you think I could get for Digby though? Just askin.

Have a great weekend everyone!

-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle


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