This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle. Happy Monday. Oh, happy Monday. You start to believe anything if you say it enough. At least that is what I have heard. So peanut butter cookies, peanut butter cookies, peanut butter cookies. Is it working?
It’s Monday. The start of a new week, a new agenda for me as Sheriff. So how about you have a seat and tell me why you did that this weekend. Why would you do such a thing? You know what you did. Time to spill the beans. You have so many beans that you smell like Digby on a hot summer day full of horse manure he just rolled in. And it’s time to fess up. You would think that since it is Monday, that I would forget and forgive. Well, I doubt it. Seriously.
Girl Person also just told me that it’s a new month. She said that this weekend is some football game that people eat a lot at and yell at the big black box and watch guys kick around balls. How about you just go to the dog park, kick around balls to us, feed us lots of peanut butter cookies and not yell. Sound good? Good. I’ll meet you there. I may consider letting you off for your infractions this weekend if you do the above. So either fess up and tell me what you did and take your punishment, or I will see you at the dog park Sunday.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle