The Picnic Table Trail

This is Deputy Digby Pancake. Have you ever felt stir crazy? Like you wanna stir pancake batter like crazy? Or like Brickle when he goes crazy from being inside too long?

That’s how we are feeling. First the snow. Now the cold. It’s so cold that Girl Person can’t be outside much.

And it makes that Depression Monster huge. So big it’s hardly fitting in this sardine can of an RV.

As usual, it’s up to me to bring some happy to everyone. Just call it the Digby Delivery Service.

24/7 is what my working hours are. Unless it’s dinner time. Snack time. Breakfast. Lunch. Any other time is fine.

Bringing some happy isn’t as easy as you might think.

Sometimes I have to come up with creative ideas. Outside the box. Or under the picnic table.

Since we haven’t been able to go anywhere for a few days, I decided that J would make up a new trail for myself. And I call it the Picnic Table Trail. It’s totally dog friendly. And instead of the persons picking up after us, we are picking up after you.

You see, I find all the trash and food you leave behind. It’s a win win for us all.

Girl Person doesn’t particularly care for this trail. She doesn’t like us eating unmentionable things. She doesn’t like us getting stuck underneath the tables. She doesn’t like that we pull as hard as we can to take her to every picnic table. But it’s not my fault. It’s the Picnic Table Trail. What else am I supposed to do? I love picnic tables. And what’s under them. Around them.

The Picnic Table Trail does another job. It makes Girl Person forget she’s depressed. It occupies her mind and her time. And you can do it in the snow, the rain, the sunshiney. But wow. We sure miss sunshiney.

We somehow have to get this Depression Monster out of here. But it’s not wanting to leave. We will be here in this Gatlingburg. Tennessee place until Tuesday.

We have more to see, even if we have to ride around in a warm car to see it.

But for me, even if we only can go on the Picnic Table Trail, that’s ok by me. Happy isn’t dependent on a place. Or weather.

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Happy is dependent on each one of us.

Life is hard sometimes and your heart may feel cold. But find a way to warm it up. And if someone else needs you to help them, make up your own trail. What would it be called? Can I come along?

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Wear All The Pants

This is Digby Pancake. Never let it be said that I’m not flexible. I’m so flexible.

I can learn to adapt. Even I, yes I, can put on some pants. Or all the pants if needed. And it’s needed.

When temperatures get to 12 degrees and there is snow, you rethink your decision to never wear pants.

I’ve always been against it. Now. Now I need all the pants.

Snow. Not something that we are particularly used to. Sand? Yes. Snow? No.

The only snow we want to see is a snow cone. Pancake flavored.

We couldn’t believe our eyes when we woke up and saw how much snow had fallen.

We also couldn’t believe we left our RV awning out and Boy Person had to climb up on the roof and take care of the situation.

Snow is an inconvenience when you’re in a house on wheels and have to make sure that your tanks don’t bust, your pipes don’t burst or that a million other things don’t happen.

Put a few persons from that Florida place in the snow and you’ll quickly see panic.

You’ll also see that they don’t have the right clothes to stay warm. They don’t have the right pants. So in this case? I say it again. Wear all the pants. And I never want to repeat this again.

You see, even though my opinion of no pants has always been my motto, I had to reconsider this week.

Things change in our lives and what we thought would always be our opinion may change. It doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means you’re smart enough to realize that opinions are just that. Opinions. They don’t fit everyone. Neither do your pants.

Do we love the snow? When we are warmer we will let you know.

But we can still appreciate the beauty. Changes are good for everyone. Even drastic ones. Even when you have to wear all the pants.

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