This is Deputy Digby Pancake. How was your weekend? Well, I don’t know where in the world I am because I am so tired. You can only pawty so hard before you hit the bottom. I wish there was syrup at the bottom like a stack of pancakes. Seriously, I do.
It all started yesterday with that football game thing. I have never seen so much food and snacks in all my life. We went to our Gandma and Gandpa’s and threw the football with Leroy (not Brown) until we couldn’t play no more. Here was our schedule…food, nap, play, food, nap, play. What was your schedule? Food, nap, food, nap, food, nap? Why are you so lazy? Good grief.
So today, I am gonna have to get back into shape. We can’t all have a figure like Brickle. What is with that anyway? I am going to have to hike an extra mile to work off all those chicken things and pup-tato skins and pupper poppers. They sure were good. The game? I don’t even remember watching it! I guess it was on? Seems as though all you persons just use this game as an excuse to eat and have fun. So, can we do it again tomorrow?
Have a great day everyone!
-Deputy Digby Pancake