The Show Me State. Quite Appropriate.

This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle . Let me be the first to welcome you to Missouri!  I think that I may already love this state.  They call it the “show me state” here.  And since I think and know that I am the handsomest dog in the world, I find it only appropriate that I am here.  Missouri wants to show off, I want to show off, and it sounds like a match made in heaven.

So what is this Missouri place that we find ourselves in?  I have no clue.  I have never been here, but I can tell you that it sure took us a long time to get here from that Illinois place.  Driving and driving and more driving.  With Girl Person’s headache, I thought I would die of boredom.  She usually keeps me entertained, but all she did was a bunch of sleeping and Boy Person was doing a bunch of driving.


At least we got here safe and sound although real late.  Which brings me to another question.  Why in the world does it get dark at like 4 o’clock now?  That is so much less time to gaze upon my handsome, and I don’t think that is good.  In fact, I know it’s not.  The time change was not cleared by me.  The time change is.  Arrested.  You’re welcome.

Now, Missouri?  We are ready for a great week!  We have so much to learn about you and you have so much to learn why I will be then handsomest dog to ever visit.  I’ll show YOU, the “show me state”.  But first, let’s learn a little bit.  Because you can’t concentrate on my handsome for too long.  It’s not advised by health officials.

Ok, enough of Missouri and back to me.  I feel that I am already more handsome here.  I feel and I know that I will have a good time here.  Let’s do this!

-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle

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