This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle . Let me be the first to welcome you to Missouri! I think that I may already love this state. They call it the “show me state” here. And since I think and know that I am the handsomest dog in the world, I find it only appropriate that I am here. Missouri wants to show off, I want to show off, and it sounds like a match made in heaven.
So what is this Missouri place that we find ourselves in? I have no clue. I have never been here, but I can tell you that it sure took us a long time to get here from that Illinois place. Driving and driving and more driving. With Girl Person’s headache, I thought I would die of boredom. She usually keeps me entertained, but all she did was a bunch of sleeping and Boy Person was doing a bunch of driving.
At least we got here safe and sound although real late. Which brings me to another question. Why in the world does it get dark at like 4 o’clock now? That is so much less time to gaze upon my handsome, and I don’t think that is good. In fact, I know it’s not. The time change was not cleared by me. The time change is. Arrested. You’re welcome.
Now, Missouri? We are ready for a great week! We have so much to learn about you and you have so much to learn why I will be then handsomest dog to ever visit. I’ll show YOU, the “show me state”. But first, let’s learn a little bit. Because you can’t concentrate on my handsome for too long. It’s not advised by health officials.
Ok, enough of Missouri and back to me. I feel that I am already more handsome here. I feel and I know that I will have a good time here. Let’s do this!
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle
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