This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle and I realized something yesterday. We are tourists or something. It seems like wherever we go on this Adventure Of A Lifetime, we kind of stand out. I guess my handsome good looks and Deputy Digby’s cute factor is enough to throw everyone into a tizzy. What a tizzy is, I do not know, but they are in it.
But anyway, everyone asks Girl Person and Boy Person if they can pet us. And I like it. I like it a lot. Unless it’s a little person monster with flailing arms and foaming at the mouth, then I do not like it. And persons ask us if we are service dogs with our harnesses on. Girl Person always has a lot of explaining to do. She likes to talk and talk and talk and tell them that we pull out of collars and this is how she can keep us from running away. Well, up our peanut butter cookie and pancake allowance and maybe we would not do that. So yeah, we kind of stand out like tourists. Might as well be carrying a backpack through a city or something like we hike wherever we go. This sentence is a hint to Girl Person by the way to get a purse instead of a backpack. I am also the fashion police. My job never ends.
So yesterday, we went to Mystic Seaport in Connecticut. It was awesome. Persons wanting our pawtographs. I tell ya what. You can have all the pawtographs you want from Digby. He will pee on whatever. I do not sign pawtographs. I sign arrest reports. After we toured the place like the tourists we are, Girl Person and Boy Person got us ice cream. So yes, it was a good day. I forgot to mention that we visited Friday’s Rescue Foundation too and met a bunch of cool, wheelchair furkids. Look for our story this weekend. So. Anyway. I guess we are tourists. And there are worse things that you could be. You know, like you, because you are arrested. I just felt like it.
-Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle