This is Deputy Digby Pancake. And I have just had a newsflash. I picked up the newsflash with this antenna tail I have. It’s hard being a tourist. Especially when you are a dog.
You know, in that Florida place, we knew all the sights and smells and even all the monsters. The snake monsters, the alligator monsters, the mosquito monsters. But now, since we are going to a different state place every week, we are utterly confused. And tired. And yes, it is fun, don’t get me wrong. But when you are law enforcement, you can’t let others know you don’t know what you are doing. I mean, can you imagine? That is why Sheriff Brickle says it is better to arrest everyone for everything just in case he misses something in these places.
Which leads me to another point. If we have been in your state, and you didn’t see us, you missed out on being arrested. And you are arrested for not being arrested. Yesterday, I wanted to arrest the heat in this Virginia place. I also wanted to arrest the quarter size yellow flies and mosquitos that tried to take us down. It may be hard being a tourist, but we will get the hang of this….or we are going to have to arrest ourselves.
Have a great day everyone! We will be uploading a bunch of pictures from our trip so far in the next few days, so look for them! We also may have a few surprises at the end of next week too…
-Deputy Digby Pancake