This is Sheriff Peanut Butter Brickle.  When you go out in public with all this handsome, you are bound to get questions about it.  And just letting you know, I’ve got it.  I can answer any questions you may have about my handsome.  Here are just some of the most common ones:

1.  What kind of breed are you?  Seriously?  I am a rescue and proud of it.  Only rescues can carry around this much handsome.  Secondly, I am about 40 different other different mixes, kinda like ice cream.  Mix it all up and you get delicious.  So…I am delicious rescue. Next?!
2.  How old are you?  Seriously? How old are YOU?  Do you want the short answer or long answer? I was born a poor boy in a dumpster.  No, I don’t really think that but I am experienced and wise beyond my ears.  My ice cream mix look has made me look like George Clooney all handsome (more handsome actually) and maybe a little like Sean Connery.  I don’t know why I will tell you, but I will be seven in April. Happy now?  How old are you though for real?
3.   Why do you always look so sad?  Because it adds to my handsome and because you ask me so many questions.
4.   Do you think you are more handsome than Digby Pancake?  Ok, I am about done with this.  He has the cute factor which I don’t want anyway.  We attract different sorts of the ladies.  We share.
5.   Will you get more handsome as you get older? Yep and as the day is long.